I can't file a police report until the deputy returns to the office tomorrow morning.
I'm pretty p*ssed off. The person that hit my PARKED motorcycle got out, looked at the damage, failed to leave their contact information and bounced. A good Samaritan that witnessed it and left a note with the perpetrator's make, model and license plate information. I owe them dinner.
Here's a few pictures of the exterior damage. I was able to ride it home, but it was unstable. The forks are crooked, the tire is bent and deflating, front brake caliper is bent, the front fender is cracked, the brake lever is bent and the bar-end weight is gone. Many other dents and scratches, but those are the major ones.
F*ck you, Buick Enclave. I hope you get chlamydia.