LOL, yep...followed by craigslist add the goes something like this:
Nice GSXR "streetfighter" for sale, minor scrapes on the side the bike fellover in the driveway from wind. Nice bike need to sell to buy a car. Will include a helmet, has slight scratch also. Bring cash no joy rides this is my baby never raced.
I love how he slams the helmet then goes inside his house, presumably to pout about being a dumbass.