[Michael]

Where do I blow?

 

[madd-trapper]

Just for madd-trapper

Is it possible to take the air out of one tire and put it in another? Or will the abs make it possible not to use any air at all?
By the way where does my ipod, gps, cappuchino machine and hair dryer go?

 

[RagTag]

More importantly, what KIND of air do I use?? Is plain air good enough? Where can I get the best air? I'm modding my bike with a mount for my 50-inch plasma tv, will post pics.

 

[skysensor]

"Air"? Anyone who's anyone uses nitrogen. I'm told it will double my top speed and conserve headlight fluid.

 

[RVOKNIO]

Just wrap your lips around the valve stem and BLOW!


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[Luke]

Use helium - it reduces unsprung weight

 

[TheMente]

and also makes your air horn sound weird

 

[CBR-STL]

Will I need to adjust my air pressure on my tires? I plan to spray paint my wheels red. It not only looks cool but will significantly increase my fuel mileage due to a decrease in friction. Don't worry I am planning to have ABS retro-fitted. I am very worried though because my headlight seems to have a leak. I looked this morning and all the fluid had drained out. Has anyone else experienced this? I filled it up with synthetic oil thinking that less friction would help the photons shine brighter. I think I made a big mistake though as I can barely see the light now. Is there a break-in period for the headlight? Should I switch to traditional oil or avoid using my brights for the first month of driving? I don't think I would be having all these issues if I would have bought a faster bike.

 

[Luke]

You can get a faster bike without buying a new one. Some ideas:

• Ride off a cliff
• Nitromethane
• NOS (which is funny as well)
• JATO booster
• Take off the mirrors (what's behind me is of no concern)

 

[Luke]

By the way, CBR-STL, we can all tell you're inexperienced - everyone knows that you only use the bright lights when you're tailgating.

 

[p4i1]

Just wrap your lips around the valve stem and BLOW!


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Yeah! give your bike a good blow job

 

[w0rM]

I dub the... THREAD OF THE DAY

 

[CBR-STL]

Hey Luke, I'm pretty sure you are in agreement with me that if I retro-fit my bike with ABS I will be able to stop safely after riding over the cliff, right? Thank goodness for modern technology. Wow, what an idea you developed. You saved me so much $$ on engine mods. Now I just need to find a nice high cliff and see what this baby can do. Look for my post in the Top Speed Dead, I mean Thread.

 

[RVOKNIO]

I've heard of a great place in the Andes mountains...........some nit used a parachute instead of ABS. Now he's got to get a new bike.


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[arn]

What, no seat belt??

 

[pgkool]

I moded my tires to be rimless. Just used some gorilla glue to stick some straws from the axle to the rubber. Praise Gorilla Glue! This sure beats shaving the weight off with carbon fiber. I will post top speed results soon.

 

[J-e-L-L-o]

If you ride while facing backward, you and the bike become more aerodynamic and will result in high MPG.

 

[Aufitt]

Insert valve stem carefully and Fart.

 

[lenbrinke]

i'll save this thread.

 

[Mongoose]

Where do I blow?

You need to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance!