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There are many species of cager! AB cagers, Teenie Cagers, blue hair cagers and RR cagers. AB cagers only drive to get from point A to point B. These are the least harmful. They just wanna get to the store, work, whatever. Then there are teenie cagers. Kids with mommy and daddys car, usually full of their friends. Their main concern in a car is to look cool and show off their new license to there friends. These are dangerous! Blue hair cagers is an obvious one. Sweet little old lady with 1" thick glasses. Assume she cannot see you cause she prob can't even read the dash gauges. Last but not least is RR cagers. The RR means "Ricky Racer" and pertains to every D-bag that has seen any of the fast and furious movies and thinks there car is a race car cause they put rims or a spoiler on it. They have a blinding perception that the world and roads their in revolve around them. These are a danger to all of us. Second to racing other meat heads in cages is trying to race bikes. If one engages you your better off just letting them go. You are on a bike and hence already way cooler. Sure it will boost their ego that you bowed out but that ego is only masking their inability to please a woman or hold a job.
Please share any other species of cager with a brief description =]
Please share any other species of cager with a brief description =]