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Its in a plastic bag, its about 6" x 4" x 1/8th".

-What is it?
-should I be wary of it?
-Is this what causes the cbr to be such a crap bike?
-should I just ignore it and make mind numbing threads on the internet?
-should I call the lawer and sue Honda?
 

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My new favorite thread.

While fiddling around with the seat in search of this mystery bag I noticed Honda has conveniently placed a "spare key holder" on the side of the bike just below the seat. Now I don't have to find a safe place to store it.
 

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I found a metal piece in the shape of an L. This may be a top secret device called "the rattler". It was designed by top Honda engineers to cause the average ordinary rider to slowly lose control of all rational thought. Common side effects of the rattler are:

1. Feelings of isolation (no one understands my rattle)
2. Propensity to sue
3. Frustration to the point of name calling
4. The overtightening and stipping of all exposed screws on the exterior of the bike

Few have removed the bag and lived to tell the tale.
 

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Had a read around and about to buy one of these cheap Thai made commuters for putting around on :) had a sit on it at the LBS and very impressed for what it is.

BUT.....

It sounds like it does not come with an owners manual from what I have read here so far...

-Why is it not a 4 cylinder?
-Why does it sound like single?
-Why doesnt the Tacho go up to 18,000 rpm?
-How fast does it go... I'd like to at least 280kph?
-Is there a bodykit like an 1148SP available?
-Can I buy stuff on the internet?
-Does Bling go faster?
-Can I make it sound like an '08 Speed Triple?
-Will Holden V8 GTS headers fit?
-Will it be faster than my old 955i Daytona?
-Can I fit the powerbands from my RZ500?
-Will it use less fuel than my 1980 CB125n?
-Is there a program where I can hack Hondas fuel injection from my laptop?
-Can I run it on dirty old fuel?
-What is an air filter?
-Can I lower it, fit neons, a subwoofer and a cannon?
-Will the chain rust iff I dont lube it?
-Whats it like off road?
-Will ABS kill me?
-Will I kill ABS?
-Do I have to run it in or valve bounce it straight out of the showroom?
-What are valves?
-If it vibrates will the piston fall out?
-Will my girlfriend like the vibrations?
-Can I ride it all day or will it get so hot it overheats?
-If it blows up will my balls be safe?
-Can I fill it up quickly on pitstops?
-Can I fit the centrestand from a Goldwing?
-Can I take off in 5th gear?
-Can I go straight from 5th to neutral?
-Does it come in automatic?
-Whats it like for stoppies?
-Should I learn how to do wheelies before trying one?
-Do I have to learn to ride a motorcycle?
-My friend says a Ninja 250 is the fastest bike anyone can buy but he cant ride for $hit... should I buy that, a Fatboy, or a Beemer?


-Will I fit in on this site? :p

My first ever post on this forum 7th July 2011 (after I'd read the threads for about 2hrs) :D
 

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lol


i think i've seen about half of those questions asked in the last 2 months

hehe
 

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Its in a plastic bag, its about 6" x 4" x 1/8th".

-What is it?
-should I be wary of it?
-Is this what causes the cbr to be such a crap bike?
-should I just ignore it and make mind numbing threads on the internet?
-should I call the lawer and sue Honda?
Wait, your bike came with a baggy with questionable content in it?? Have you considered smoking it?? Or perhaps baking brownies with it?? lol
 

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1. Feelings of isolation (no one understands my rattle)
2. Propensity to sue
3. Frustration to the point of name calling
4. The overtightening and stipping of all exposed screws on the exterior of the bike

Few have removed the bag and lived to tell the tale.

Mine also came with some dude/dudette's autograph on a small piece of paper in some foreign language, a secret message??
AAAh the insanity :eek:
 

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Its in a plastic bag, its about 6" x 4" x 1/8th".

-What is it?
-should I be wary of it?
-Is this what causes the cbr to be such a crap bike?
-should I just ignore it and make mind numbing threads on the internet?
-should I call the lawer and sue Honda?
It must be an emergency booklet of toilet paper for when your stuck out in the boonies and just can't hold it any longer? What else could it possibly be..if it was important they never would have hidden it under the seat :(
 

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LMFAO
Aufitt, you are a bad man, a very very bad man.:D
 
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